Sexual Problems
A case of the dreaded "Whiskey Dick"
I was really drunk the other night and brought a girl back from the bar. We started hooking up, one thing leads to another and all the sudden I've got a condom in hand, ready to go.
There's only one problem...I was too damn drunk to stay hard. Something us guys commonly refer to as "whiskey dick" or "slick dick". Honestly, there's nothing worse.
Guy's what do you do when it happens?
Ladies, what gos through your head when your ready for sex but he's got a case of the infamous "whiskey dick"?
DateDaily295 days ago
Answer 1 of 4
To start, you might want to consider dri...
To start, you might want to consider drinking less if you plan on having sex.
Second, if you're too drunk to keep it hard, you're probably too drunk to go down on her or bring her to orgasm some other way.
Third, if a woman is burnt enough to go home with you in your state of drunkenness, she has probably experienced the "whiskey dick" before, so she'll think she has some kind of magic vagina potion that will keep you hard.
Unfortunately, even a vagina that has a cape with an "S" on it can't keep a drunk man hard, so she'll give up after a while.
It hurts the ego, even if she knows that alcohol is the reason, because she thought that she was so hot that the you would magically sober up and get stiff like shower rod.
But that is never the case.
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sexplorer298 days ago
Answer 2 of 4
My first recommendation is simply to exp...
My first recommendation is simply to experiment and get a feel for how much you can drink before you're in the whiskey dick zone, and then don't drink that much. You're responsible for your own pleasure here.
If that plan fails, then at the very least you can give her a good time. Your penis is not your only weapon of stress reduction. You've got two hands, a tongue, and an internet full of sex toys at your disposal. Use them.
S_Jerusalem301 days ago
Answer 3 of 4
Roll that rubber on and then go to town ...
Roll that rubber on and then go to town on her with hands and mouth.
More likely than not, at some point the flow will return (maybe after you forget you're wearing the condom because you are occupied with the matter at hand) and you can jump right in.
Worst-case, you give her a good time and prove your status as a real mensch.
Albedo309 days ago
Answer 4 of 4
Well there you could try oral sex or mut...
Well there you could try oral sex or mutual masturbation or giving each other hand jobs (watch fluid transfer if the condom won't stay on). There are a lot of things you can do that are mutually pleasurable that don't require a hard dick just be creative.
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