Positions
Rodeo style (joke)
Mount up doggy style, and tell her "You look just like your little sister from behind."
Then try to hold on for 8 seconds.
(This is a joke!)
Comments (3)
Kinkster139 days ago
So two whales, a husband and wife, are swimming around, just minding their own business. Suddenly the husband looks up and says "Oh no! That boat up there! That's a whaling boat! They're gonna harpoon us!"
His wife is shocked and asks, "Well, what are we gonna do?" So her husband says "I have an idea, we'll swim up under the boat, blow water from out blowholes, and tip the boat over!"
The whales proceed to do this, and swim back down. Then the wife looks up and says "Oh no! The sailors are swimming back to the boat! What do we do?" Her husband says "We'll swim up and eat them! It's the only way to make sure they don't harpoon us!"
His wife thinks about this for a second, than says "Look, you can talk me into the occasional blowjob, but I refuse to swallow the seamen."
Great Comment! (0)
Post Comment