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Q:

If a Woman Has a Penis for a Day

So, I had an interesting ‘I wonder’ moment last night. Allow me to set the scene. A friend and I went to a hookah bar we frequent here in Chicago. We ended up sharing a hookah with this Australian guy who was spending the year travelling around the world doing the hostel thing, and was in the middle of his trip (and here in Chicago! We never get interesting tourists in Chicago; we’re a huge city, but we’re The Midwestern City… even though we invented the skyscraper damnit… :-P). Naturally we talked about his travels, and how Australia and America compare to the rest of the world (a topic of great interest to me, I might add, since my mom’s family is all from Montreal, and since my foreign exchange program to Holland in high school; I also find how men and women perceive each other in different countries fascinating). We ended up hanging out with this guy all night, and at one point the conversation somehow became “What’s the first thing you would do if you had a penis for a day?”

Ok, people, just think for a second what your response is without reading on, and then compare that to us, because that’s what I’m most curious about.

My friend and I both, without thought, immediately said, “Go write my name in the snow!” It might have been influenced by the fact that we had our first real snow last night lol, and we’d been talking about ‘Americans and Christmas,’ a topic of immense amusement to this guy… Anyway, he cracked up, and said that was the wrong answer! He said the first thing a girl should do is jerk off. Now, sure, I see that as an interesting option, but all my life I’ve watched my male relatives pee in the snow and just seem to think it was the cats meow. Guys get so damn proud of themselves for that one, and unless I develop some amazing coordination (which seems unlikely considering the scars on my knees), it’s just not an option for me! Masturbation already is, and quite enjoyable, thank you. We said all this to him. He still just kept shaking his head and laughing at us!

So, here are the questions I’m left with:
1) What would you do/what do you advise a woman to do if you/she had a penis for a day and why?
2) Do you think there’s a ‘wrong’ answer?
3) I had a moment where I felt like his disbelief was sexist, that he couldn’t believe that masturbation is as good for me as it is for him. Am I right, is that sexist? I really couldn’t decide. Part of it is that I read this blog by a girl who’s from New Zealand, and she says that NZ and Australia are much more sexist than the US and Canada; she lived in Toronto for a year. So I was already influenced by that.
4) It also occurred to me that since he’s from Australia, he wasn’t raised with snow the way I and the guys I know have been, so maybe that’s why he didn’t get the appeal of that. Do you think that’s more why he didn’t get it at all, or are my friend and I just crazy, lol?

scarlettewiththerope


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yssubramanyam

yssubramanyamover a year ago

Answer 1 of 13

misuse

she will misuse.

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tomadam36

tomadam36over a year ago

Answer 2 of 13

with that blessing

Well, if i had boobs and penis, I could have done a lot of sex in school.

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supdalat0

supdalat0over a year ago

Answer 3 of 13

sad

im a little concerned that their wasen't enough have sex with every girl. peeing in the snow is boaring after the first time. finally girls peeing standing up is alot less accurate and any guys bathroom is always dirty

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hottietotty

hottietottyover a year ago

Answer 4 of 13

i would get as many blow jobs as i could...

i would get as many blow jobs as i could. i love this question and have been saying for the last year that if i had a penis id get blow jobs upon blowies and id take control of my woman and make her do all the crazy things ive had guys ask me to do. but i hope those 'women' that are going down on me are the crazy dudes i've had try to dominate me. ha!

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DateDaily

DateDailyover a year ago

Answer 5 of 13

Stroke it gently, and often....

Stroke it gently, and often.

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JillOfFandoms

JillOfFandomsover a year ago

Answer 6 of 13

Masturbate with it probably. And beg my ...

Masturbate with it probably. And beg my boyfriend to... well... you can imagine. He would probably never go for it but, that's what roofies are for. ;-P

It's not necessarily sexist... The reason for my answer is just cuz it'd be way easier for me to get off if I had dude-ly parts.

As for writing in the snow... I've never knew anyone who did that, but I've always known the joke. And after seeing yellow snow in Philly recently... ew, not for me.

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oohlookasquirrel

oohlookasquirrelover a year ago

Answer 7 of 13

I have always wanted to be a man for a d...

I have always wanted to be a man for a day. Assuming that I had the rest of the accompanying male anatomy, I would masturbate. A lot. I am really interested in playing with the male prostate because I don't have any magic buttons up my ass like guys do, yet so many guys seem scared to make use of them. I would get myself some quality anal sex toys and test out my prostate gland pretty quickly because I always wonder why more guys don't make full use of theirs. If I felt like I had answered all of my solo sex questions, I would go find a woman who would have sex with me.

I would try sex with and without condoms to feel the difference for myself.

I would also try to make myself cry. I hear that crying as an adult male is a genuinely different experience and I would like to see how different it is.

Writing in the snow never occurred to me. I have never been jealous of my inability to do that. I do think that I would make sure to pee in places I couldn't get away with peeing as a woman, just for the joy of the convenience. But here's the real question: would you write your female name in the snow, or a male one? I really like the idea of a woman's name written in the snow in urine.

But first, I would do a lot of masturbating, making full use of my prostate gland.

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sexpert

sexpertover a year ago

Answer 8 of 13

I would like to submit someone else's an...

I would like to submit someone else's answer in comic form:

http://www.darcomic.org/2008/03/04/superpower/

(P.S. NSFW - there are comic book penises).

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PinkRoses

PinkRosesover a year ago

Answer 9 of 13

What a fun conversation. This guy alrea...

What a fun conversation. This guy already seems really cool. I think you hit my top 2 things to do if I had a penis. Not sure which I would do first but peeing in the snow and wanking one would definitely be 1 and 2 on my list. Since I can already masturbate and experience orgasms, I think I would be more interested in doings something that is completely impossible for me to do as a woman. However, a female orgasm is clearly different than a males and I would definitely love to experience both.

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Simone de Boudoir

Simone de Boudoirover a year ago

Answer 10 of 13

My first thought was man, if I had a pen...

My first thought was man, if I had a penis, I am totally going to rub one out. I'd rather experience what an orgasm feels like for a man, than experience peeing standing up.

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sexpert

sexpertover a year ago

Answer 11 of 13

Yeah, I've already had this conversation...

Yeah, I've already had this conversation with my friends, and I will admit that peeing standing up/in the snow, and then masturbating are the two things on my to do list.

For me masturbation is not about whether it feels better for a woman or a man, but what is actually feels like. I would be using different muscles in my hands, instead of an ultra sensitive head that I just rub, there is the idea of stroking, and pulling, and a whole different set of masturbatory techniques. Plus, I want to know what it's like to feel that pulsing load. I just wanna know everything there is about having a penis.

I would want to know about what it feels like to get an erection. I would want to know what walking with balls feel like (I'm assuming balls are apart of the package) as they rub up against my leg. I would want to see if I could suck my own penis (I'm not overly flexible, but let's face it, I would try).

I would get hard ons and then knock things over with it. I would try to hang towels on it. I would jump up and down and see what it does. I would see if I flexed certain muscles what it would do.

Girls, do you realize that when a guy has a regular hard on, and you're doing your thing, and he gets that little twitch in his penis, that that is from a momentary increase in blood flow in his penis, and if you watch the head of his dick, you can see it momentarily get bigger, the skin gets smoother (as it stretches out) and it gets slightly more translucent? I just found this out the other night, and I was so entertained, I delayed sex for about ten minutes just completely fascinated by it. It looked like a mushroom growing in super fast speed or something.

I would want to find out all these little things that you guys take for granted. I would want to play with my prostate (assuming I get one of those) and see if there is a difference between regular orgasm and one with prostate stimulation.

In short, I would do everything. Just, flipping, EVERYTHING.

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I am I

I am Iover a year ago

Answer 12 of 13

I am greatly amused by this thread, and ...

I am greatly amused by this thread, and wanted to in some way participate. When I read
"Ok, people, just think for a second what your response is without reading on, and then compare that to us, because that’s what I’m most curious about."
I knew I could not participate normally since, well, I already have a penis. So I thought "What would I do if I had TWO penises for a day?"

First reaction: God, that would be a pain to fit comfortably into pants.

Second reaction: I must visit a tailor, and bring to life the old joke "What does the two penis-ed man say when his tailor asks him if he is hanging to the left or the right?"
"Yes"

Reaction after reading the rest of your thread: I wonder if I could write my first and last name at the same time? Or get some crazy calligraphy happening?

To address your question,

1) Writing in the snow is a damn fine start, if I do say so myself. I overlooked it because, well, I live out in the country, and lived in the boonies before and the novelty of writing has completely worn off. But I do find something imminently satisfying about peeing outside (responsibly, of course). Nothing to aim at, fresh air... its very relaxing and care free. So after you write your name, find a nice quite place to piss carefree (but don't get sloppy and hit your shoes).
Now, on the topic of masturbating.
Orgasms are one of those things that one tends to only experience through either male genitalia or female genitalia. You would have the privileged opportunity to experience it through both. I would not suggest one is better than the other, but there could be nuances. It is a chance to experience sex in a different way, available for a limited time only. You have the potential to make a comparison pretty much no one else could make. Science demands that you masturbate. Again, no priority of one organ over the other, just curiosity.

2) Anything that involves destroying the penis would constitute a wrong answer in my opinion. I don't wish to meditate on that notion longer.

3) I don't know how sexist it is. It could be, but it could not be. If the guy was just fixated on sex in general, it might seem like the natural first thing. Or, again, there could be a curiosity about what different exists, if any. Or it could be sexism. Don't know the guy, don't know if Aussies are more sexist.

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scarlettewiththerope

scarlettewiththeropeover a year ago

Answer 13 of 13

PS: keep in mind that you get it for the...

PS: keep in mind that you get it for the whole day, and this is only the first thing you'd do, lol! My friend and I added that we'd be pissed if we got it during the summer. My friend also added, 'but sure, the second thing I'd do is fuck some bitches.' LMAO I love my friends.

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